this one time in art class we were painting and my teacher was like
"hannah take off your jacket id hate for you to get paint on your led zeppelin sweater"
and i was just like
Hannah take off your shirt. I’d hate for you to get paint on you Led Zepplin shirt.
huh, that makes sense
let me just-
wait a second
maKE IT STOP
hello darkness my old friend
sWEE T MERCIFUL HEAVENS MAK E IT STO P
FA LA LA LALALA FUS RO DAH!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
II JAN II JAN SUGEE JAN
Best version of Climax Jump, fight me.
so we are supposedly going to be stuck in our house for the next few days due to bad weather and all I can think about is how badly I am starving for fast food that I would otherwise not want
I am not looking forward to work this weekend. If it stays icy, I can almost…
I have to make an addendum to this. I was not that wrong about my prediction… It wasn’t a jacked up 4x4.
We did have a truck take the corner around our drive thru too fast, fishtail around the building’s corner, and almost end up in our dinning room.
Further proof that when winter weather hits here in the south, people lose their damn minds.
Man, worn-down, totally-done-with-everything Dr. Cossack is one of the many things I miss about RMs.